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quotes[0]='...we fight not for glory, nor riches, nor honors, but for freedom alone, which no good man gives up except with his life...<br /><i>- Declaration of Arbroath, 1320</i>'

quotes[1]='Joan of Arc heard voices too...'

quotes[2]='Don\'t try to have the last word. You might just get it.<br /><i>- Lazarus Long</i>'

quotes[3]='He who laughs last, is usually the most malicious...<br /><i>- Charles Buckley</i>'

quotes[4]='Lovka\'s Theory: Desperation is the mother of creativity.'

quotes[5]='It\'s never too late to start wasting your life...'

quotes[6]='Everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!<br /><i>- Homer Simpson</i>'

quotes[7]='I am at one with my duality.'

quotes[8]='Extremism is no vice when God\'s on your side.<br /><i>- Opus</i>'

quotes[9]='"To explore strange new worlds...to seek out exciting new alien life forms...to have Grace Jones dance "The Watusi" on my back in stiletto heels. Indeed...to boldly go where no man has gone before."<br /><i>- Opus as Spock of the "Enterpoop"</i>'

quotes[10]='I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.'

quotes[11]='Oh bother - Bevis and Butthead are roasting Piglet.<br /><i>- W. the Pooh</i>'

quotes[12]='Reality: the pitstop between fantasies...'

quotes[13]='Put your trust in your claymore, and your claymore into the back of an Englishman.<br /><i>- Scottish Proverb</i>'

quotes[14]='Secrecy is the beginning of tryanny.<br /><i>- Lazarus Long</i>'

quotes[15]='Scotland: Where the sheep outnumber the PCs...'

quotes[16]='Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...'

quotes[17]='I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do...'

quotes[18]='A little rebellion now and then is a good thing; the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.<br /><i>- Thomas Jefferson</i>'

quotes[19]='Just as the strength of the Internet is chaos, so the strength of our liberty depends upon the chaos and cacophony of the unfettered speech the First Amendment protects.<br /><i>- Judge Stewart R. Dalzell</i>'

quotes[20]='The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.<br /><i>- Tacitus</i>'

quotes[21]='Moderation in temper is always a virture; but moderation in principle is always a vice.<br /><i>- Thomas Paine</i>'

quotes[22]='A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.<br /><i>- Spiro T. Agnew</i>'

quotes[23]='Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.<br /><i>- Benjamin Franklin</i>'

quotes[24]='Once we roared like lions for liberty; now we bleat like sheep for security!<br /><i>- Norman Vincent Peale</i>'

quotes[25]='Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.'

quotes[26]='Christianity is a wonderful idea. Too bad no one has ever tried it.<br /><i>- George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[27]='Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.<br /><i>- Clare Boothe Luce</i>'

quotes[28]='I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We\'ve created life in our own image.<br /><i>- Stephen Hawking</i>'

quotes[29]='The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.<br /><i>- Bertrand Russell</i>'

quotes[30]='When people fear surveillance, whether it exists or not, when they grow afraid to speak their minds and hearts freely to their government or anyone else, then we shall cease to be a free society.<br /><i>- Sen. Sam Ervin</i>'

quotes[31]='Don\'t mess with the nation that needs medication.<br /><i>- Christopher Titus</i>'

quotes[32]='The Pilgrims didn\'t come here seeking freedom from persecution for their religious beliefs; they came here seeking the freedom to persecute others for their religious beliefs.<br /><i>- Unknown history professor</i>'

quotes[33]='One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.<br /><i>- Plato</i>'

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