| Man | Morning. |
|---|---|
| Waitress | Morning. |
| Man | Well what you got? |
| Waitress | Well there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, spam sausage spam spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, spam spam spam egg and spam, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. |
| Vikings | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (overlapping) SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (continues) LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM |
| Waitress | Or lobster thurmadore equavettes with a bornase sause with trouffled salamander with shilottes and overchease garnished with a trouffled patty brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. |
| Woman | Have you got anything without spam? |
| Waitress | Well, the spam egg sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it. |
| Woman | I don't want any spam. |
| Man | Why can't you have egg bacon spam and sausage ? |
| Woman | That's got spam in it. |
| Man | Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam is it? |
| Woman | Would you do me egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then. |
| Vikings | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (overlapping) SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (continues) |
| Waitress | Yuuugghhh! |
| Woman | What do you mean Yuuugghh. I don't like spam! |
| Vikings | LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM |
| Waitress | Shut up! Shut up! |
| Vikings | LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM |
| Waitress | Shut up! |
| Vikings | LOVELY... |
| Waitress | Lousy vikings. You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. |
| Woman | I don't like spam! |
| Man | Shhh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'll have spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam. |
| Vikings | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (continues) LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM |
| Waitress | Shut up! |
| Vikings | LOVELY... |
| Waitress | Baked beans are off. |
| Man | Well, could I have spam instead of the baked beans then? |
| Waitress | You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam? |
| Vikings | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (continues) |
| Vikings | LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM |
| Vikings | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM |